JAY'S WATERPROOF SKULL GLUE HAS SET! SHOWS CONFIRMED!
You thought FR only had one tour left in 'em? Now they have tumour! At least that was the gag we had ready to go before doctors discovered it wasn't a tumour, just tapeworm larvae in Jay's head. After Valentines Day Brain surgery Jay doesn't feel he has retained any mental or physiological deficits, but only time will tell! Perhaps the slice will be taken from his golf swing. Friend Clem thinks Jay will become racist. The quality of the shows and the very future of the group are hard to predict, so Gordy has begun work on a fallback plan… a Children's book entitled "Santa Whalley: He seizure while you're sleeping", just in case things don't pan out
Fri 12th July Manning Bar Sydney
Tickets from www.manningbar.com 1300 762 545
Direct link: http://bit.ly/15L6OHy
Sat 13th July Brisbane Hotel Hobart
w/ UNCLE GEEZER & SKUN KNEE
Tickets from www.moshtix.com.au 1300 843 443, The Brisbane Hotel 03 6234 4920, Ruffcut 03 6234 8600, Tommy Gun Records 03 6234 2039
Direct link: http://bit.ly/10xfcBt
Fri 2nd August Corner Hotel Melbourne
w/ CRISIS ALERT & HUG THERAPISTTickets from www.cornerhotel.com 03 9427 9198
Direct link: http://bit.ly/17rYCvm
Fri 9th August Carmens Miranda
w/ NERDLINGER & IVAN DRAGO
Tickets from www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545, Carmens 02 9524 0398
Direct link: http://bit.ly/15L6OHy
Sat 10th August Mona Vale Hotel Mona Vale
w/ FRANK RIZZO & COFFIN
Tickets from www.oztix.com.au 1300 762 545, Mona Vale Hotel 02 9999 4214
Direct link: http://bit.ly/15L6OHy
"SMOKO AT THE PET FOOD FACTORY" OUT NOW!
