"Stand Up Pat L. Board" comes from The All Brights "The White Album EP" out June 22 on Red Scare.

Winter, 2018: The Santa Barbara surf report called for some gnarly waves, but no one could predict the rough seas that were about to hit The All Brights. Most of the locals thought Mattsimum Waves was carried out to sea by an aggro riptide, but it turns out he just had a kid. Then there's Pat L. Board, who got a "job opportunity" in the San Fernando Valley. He was, ahem, thrust deep into the biz and has some vivid tales to share. Big Wave Dave tried his hand at a solo career, but he lacked songs about tacos or tides, so he was doomed to fail. And lastly, in the midst of the band drama, drummer Shreddin' Sean said good riddance to it all. Then something happened... Summer arrived and they put bros before their woes and put their toes on the nose to bring you six more bitchin' tunes for "The White Album EP". Banzai, brah!


1.Maximum Hangtime
2.Last Blue Text
3.Midwest Fuck Me
4.The Ballad of Me and My Funds
5.Stand Up Pat L. Board
6.I'm Buying A Boat

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