You might know Joel Attenborough from such bands as Ballpark, Badanga, Taking Sides, Jungle Fever, Irrelevant, Old Music For Old People or the Issac Graham Band, but what you probably don't know is that he is a hot sauce baron.  Joel has started up an import company called "Blast Off! Imports" inspired by the Descendents song of the same name.

The first sauce he will be stocking is the world renowned GRINGO BANDITO Hot Sauce, owned by none other than Dexter Holland from the Offspring. Joel has just received his first shipment and it is now available to order online at http://www.blastoffimports.com/ Joel tells us that for a limited time only, all orders will come with one of Dexter Holland's authentic pubic hairs, strictly while stocks last.

Below are some punk rock testimonials....

"I love this sauce. It's got a whole bunch of flavor and it's nice and hot, but it's also mild enough to use on the kids. When my littlest acts up, I put a little drop right in the corner of her eye. Those peppers make her tow the line, but the mild action keeps me outta the authorities' line of site. Take it from a dad, this sauce kicks ass"

"It's like the meth trailers in Riverside started cooking up hot sauce. Highly addictive"

A Wilhelm Scream - Band

"As an owner of a greasy hole in the wall Mexican restaurant, the minute I tried this stuff I immediately contacted "the Gringo Bandito" himself and told him I needed a bottle for every table. Soon after, we were blessed with three cases of the hot stuff. The reaction has been overwhelming, with the perfect blend of habenero peppers and tangy spices, this sauce gets the job done right. Highly recommended and highly addictive."

Fletcher - Pennywise

When Joel is out dominating 1 KG burritos at Mad Mex, rather than accept a poor man's substitue for hot sauce, he brings his own...